He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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