I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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