i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
this will be a night to untag.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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