and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
So vagazzling was a success
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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