So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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