PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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