Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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