He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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