Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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