"it" just moved
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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