Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
How external is "for external use only"?
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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