Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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