i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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