In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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