come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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