JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I woke up under a house in Key West
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