If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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