I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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