She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Boobs speak an international language.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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