how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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