Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I am midnight drunk by noon
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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