What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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