4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor