super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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