i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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