WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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