Are we in a gay sports bar?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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