Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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