did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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