Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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