how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
