I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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