She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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