Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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