I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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