hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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