i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
