Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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