I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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