At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
don't judge my taste in strippers
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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