I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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