Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
