White coat. Heels.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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