turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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