I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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