How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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