drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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