I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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