Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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