She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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