We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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