On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize