I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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